asingularcanadian:

marshthemehllow:

grafai-ai:

tiktoks-we-like:

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

ensignro:

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

slime-chunks:

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

the-rice-cat:

madradiohead:

yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and  not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect” 

whatever yeehaw 

Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:

smite-thou-icarus:

littlearcherbooty:

people who can’t pull off crop tops:

• superheroes who wear their superhero disguise under their clothes
  

people who can pull off crop tops:

• everyone else
  

what if your superhero disguise is a smaller crop top underneath a crop top?

Then yeah you can pull it off

supermysteriouscat:

aquariusdyke:

want proof that pride month gives us power

here it is, bitches

Yesterday I went to the doctor and I didn’t cry ! And I was like “I deserve a treat for being a Real Adult” SO of course I go to starbucks. And I meander in and order an iced tea and the barista is all cute and like “oh! Have you tried peach in it??” And I was like “no, do me your best!” And so she whips up this fucking magical tea and it’s SO TASTY

And then I notice they have coffee on tap. Like. Beer taps with coffee. In STARBUCKS. So I’m like “omg coffee beer” and the store was empty so she gave me free samples of ALL the coffee on tap.

AND THEN she’s like “oh! Do you have a minute? Lemme make you my fav drink” and proceeds to whip me up this amazing chai nitro coffee thing FOR FREE! So I’m like “wow!!” And all this time we’re chatting and she’s like a theatre major and I’m an anthro major and we bond over how unemployable we are AND SHES SUPER CUTE OK. We take a cute selfie.

I leave. I sit in my car and I drink my fucking amazing peach tea and I’m like “damn. She was so cute and sweet.” I leave starbucks.

I’m driving down the road, and to the roaring applause of my discord server fam (shoutout to my wlw kingdom) I pull an illegal-ass u turn and go flying back into starbucks.

And im like “HEY! Your drinks are amazing and you can say no but I - canigetyournumber?”

And you know what?

I fucking did.

Happy pride, homos

Coffee shop au